No. 0047
REF SOUR/0047
It's a lemon.
From: ██████
To: someone who needs it
Lemon No. 0047 of an unlimited edition.
A real lemon, posted anonymously, with a note that says what you can't.
How it works
FORM L-1- 01
Pick a lemon.
They're all lemons.
- 02
Write the note.
Your words or ours.
- 03
We post it.
No name. No clues.
SPECIMEN / NOT FOR ISSUE
The note.
NOTICE OF LEMON
No. 0047From: ██████
Congratulations, you lemon.
Officially recognised for services to being a muppet. Display until mouldy.
We love you really. Mostly.
A few questions.
REF FAQ/003When can I actually send one?
Soon. Get in the queue and you'll hear first. We'll only email when there's something worth saying, which, being a lemon company, won't be often.
Is it really anonymous?
Yes. No name, no return address, no clues. Unless you write "it's me, Dave" in the note. Please don't be Dave.
Is it a real lemon?
Yes. An actual lemon. We considered a metaphorical one, but they're hard to post.